Who is welcome at Northern Lights Church?

 
We extend a special welcome to those who are single, married, divorced, gay, filthy rich, dirt poor or somewhere in between.  We extend a special welcome to those who are crying new-borns, skinny as a rail or could afford to lose a few pounds.
 
You’re welcome here if you’re “just browsing,” just woke up or just got out of jail. We don’t care if you’re more Catholic than the Pope, or haven’t been in church…ever.
 
We extend a special welcome to those who are over 60 but not grown up yet, and to teenagers who are growing up too fast. We welcome those who are in recovery or still addicted. We welcome you if you’re having problems or you’re down in the dumps or if you don’t like “organised religion” – we’ve been there too.
 
If you blew all your money at the betting shop you’re welcome here.  We offer a special welcome to those who think the earth is flat, work too hard, don’t work, can’t spell, or needed to find a church to take grandma to.
 

We welcome those who are inked, pierced or both.  We offer a special welcome to those who could use a prayer right now, had religion shoved down your throat as a kid or got lost in traffic and wound up here by mistake.  We welcome tourists, seekers and doubters, bleeding hearts … and you!